A satirical blog about minimalism and beer pong.

I will now open up the floor to questions.

“Hey dude, what does minimalism mean to you?”

That’s a great question.

“Hey dude, how can I restore balance into my chaotic life?”

There was never chaos to begin with.

“Hey dude, I’m sick of you not answering any questions.”

That is not a question.

Thank you for your participation, everyone.

We’ll see you next time!